Medical Specialty Theme Songs. The Funny List. Every medical specialty should have its own theme song to market to medical students, patients and families alike. Music has an amazing way of appealing to basic human emotions. In addition, every physician specialty is going to find itself economically pressured under a bankrupt Medicare National Bank and needs to find a way to separate their importance from the rest of the pack. I asked my thousands of Facebook readers for their opinions on the best medical theme songs for all their favorite specialties and they didn't disappoint. Here's a list of some of their funniest medical humor offerings you'll find anywhere on the internet. ANESTHESIOLOGY/PAIN MEDICINE Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd Dr Feelgood - Motley Crue Dream - The Pied Pipers Enter Sandman - Metallica Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Eddie Schwartz I Wanna Be Sedated - The Ramones Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds - The Beatles Sweet Dreams - Eurythmics You're Makin' Me High - Toni Braxton When You Close Your Eyes - Night Ranger ADDICTION MEDICINE Blame It - Jamie Foxx Captain Jack - Billy Joel Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd Everytime You Go Away - Daryl Hall Flying High Again - Ozzy Osbourne Friends In Low Places - Garth Brooks Here I Go Again - Whitesnake Legalize It - Peter Tosh Pain - Three Days Grace Smoke Two Joints - Sublime CARDIOLOGY Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus Closer To The Heart - Rush Don't Go Breaking My Heart - Elton John and Kiki Dee Kickstart My Heart - Motley Crue Listen To Her Heart - Tom Petty My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion Shock Me - Kiss This heart attack - Faker CARDIOTHORACIC SURGERY Heartbreaker - Led Zeppelin DERMATOLOGY You're Body Is A Wonderland - John Mayer ENDOCRINOLOGY Sugar, Sugar - The Archies Sweet Disposition - The Temper Trap Sweetest Thing - U2 ENT Do You Hear What I Hear - Christmas song ER Batman Theme Song Born To Be Wild - Steppenwolf Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry Gimme Shelter - The Rolling Stones I Will Survive - Gloria Gayner Oops! I Did It Again - Britney Spears The Freaks Come Out At Night - Escape Urgent - Foreigner Welcome To The Jungle - Guns N' Roses GASTROENTEROLOGY Back Door Man - Howlin' Wolf and The Doors Danger Zone - Kenny Loggins Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen In the End - Linkin Park Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash GERIATRICS Land of Confusion - Genesis Touch Of Grey - Grateful Dead HEMATOLOGY/ONCOLOGY Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis Blood - Chemical Romance HOSPITALIST Another Day In Paradise - Phil Collins The Imperial March - Star Wars HYPERBARIC MEDICINE Yellow Submarine - The Beatles INFECTIOUS DISEASE Hot Hot Hot - Buster Poindexter I've Got You Under My Skin - Cole Porter INTENSIVIST/ICU MEDICINE Somebody's Watching Me - Michael Jackson Stayin' Alive - Bee Gees INTERVENTIONAL RADIOLOGY Mission Impossible - Theme Song NEPHROLOGY Cool Change - Little River Band Mellow Yellow - Donovan NEUROLOGY Brain Damage - Pink Floyd Ego Brain - System of a Down If I Only Had a Brain - Wizard Of Oz Lean On Me - Bill Withers The Stroke - Billy Squier Whole Lotta Shakin' Going On - Jerry Lee Lewis OB/GYN Back Down South - Kings of Leon Born To Be Alive - Patrick Hernandez Your Having My Baby - Paul Anka Push It - Salt-n-Pepa U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer Wooly Bully - Sam The Sham and the Pharaoahs OPHTHALMOLOGY Angel Eyes - The Jeff Healey Band Eye Of The Tiger - Survivor I Can See Clearly Now - Johnny Nash One Headlight - The Wallflowers ORAL AND MAXILLOFACIAL SURGERY Mouthful Of Cavities - Blind Melon ORTHOPEDIC SURGERY Bad To The Bone - George Thorogood Beat It - Michael Jackson Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel PALLIATIVE CARE Bodies - Drowning Pool Desperado - Eagles Don't Fear The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult Down Under - Men At Work Foot In The Door - Fink Goodnight, Irene - Huddie Ledbetter, The Weavers Heading For The Light - Traveling Wilburys Knockin' On Heaven's Door - Bob Dylan, Guns N' Roses See You On The Other Side - Ozzy Osbourne Soul Man - Sam & Dave Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin Take My Breath Away - Berlin The End - The Doors Wanted Dead Or Alive - Bon Jovi PEDIATRICS Crazy Babies - Ozzy Osbourne Hard Knock Life - The Jay Z version PODIATRY Foot In The Door - Fink PHYSICAL AND OCCUPATIONAL THERAPY and PM&R Free Fallin' - Tom Petty Physical - Olivia Newton John - Walk This Way - Aerosmith PLASTIC SURGERY Anyway You Want It - Journey Barbie Girl - Aqua Doll Parts - Hole Glamorous - Fergie Imagine - John Lennon Your so Vain (vein) - Carly Simon PULMONARY Just Breath - Pearl Jam Something In The Air - Thunderclap Newman Take My Breath Away - Berlin PSYCHIATRY Borderline - Madonna Crazy - Patsy Cline Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne Don't Worry, Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin Emotional Rescue - The Rolling Stones Express Yourself - Madonna I Go Crazy - Paul Davis Insane In The Membrane - Cypress Hill Manic Monday - The Bangles My Medicine - The Pretty Reckless Outta My Head - Ashlee Simpson Paranoid - Black Sabbath People Are Strange - The Doors Suicide Solution - Ozzyy Osbourne The Sound Of Madness - Shinedown They're Coming To Take Me Away - Jerry Samuels You're Crazy - Guns N" Roses RADIOLOGY Bad To The Bone - George Thorogood I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For - U2 REPRODUCTIVE MEDICINE Beat It - Michael Jackson Discovery Channel - Bloodhound Gang Mama Told Me Not To Come - Three Dog Night SURGERY Cuts Like A Knife - Bryan Adams Give Me Everything - Pitbull Smooth Operator - Sade The First Cut Is The Deepest - Cat Stevens, Sheryl Crow, Rod Stewart TRAUMA SURGERY Bodies - Drowning Pool Cold As Ice - Foreigner Help Is On The Way - Rise Against Smoke From a Distant Fire - Sanford Townsend Band Sunday Bloody Sunday - U2 UROLOGY Don't Cross The River - America It's Raining Again - Supertramp My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry OTHERS Skills To Pay The Bills (Doctors) - Beastie Boys Sleep Now In The Fire (Burn Unit) - Rage Against The Machine So Fresh, So Clean (OR Scrub Nurses) - Outkast The Times They Are A Changin' (all Healthcare) - Bob Dylan We're All In This Together (Social Work) - High School Musical Read Also: Top 5 Fun Careers In Medicine And Their Salaries What Personality Characteristics Should A Doctor Have? 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