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    ABITHAD ”“ Another Blithering Idiot ”“ Thinks He’s A Doctor.


    AMYOYO Syndrome ”“ Alright, Motherfu**er, You're On Your Own


    ADR ”“ Ain’t Doin’ Right.


    AGMI ”“ Ain’t Gonna Make It


    ART ”“ Assuming Room Temperature (recently deceased).


    ATS ”“ Acute Thespian Syndrome (the patient is faking illness)


    ATSWWT ”“ Always Thinks Something’s Wrong With Them.


    CBT - Chronic Biscuit Toxicity for fat patients.


    CNS-QNS ”“ Central Nervous System ”“ Quantity Not Sufficient.


    CTD ”“ “Circling The Drain”. May also mean “Certain To Die”


    CTF - Cletus the Fetus.


    DAAD ”“ Dead As A Doornail.


    DBI ”“ Dirt Bag Index ”“ multiply the number of tattoos by the number of missing teeth to give an estimate of the number of days since the patient last bathed.


    DIC ”“ Death Is Coming, Death In Cage ”“ used by veterinarians describing the complications of Disseminated intravascular coagulation.


    DRT ”“ Dead Right There.


    EFT ”“ Eleventh Floor Transfer (in a 10 floor hospital; refers to patient who is very close to death)


    Faecal Encephalopathy - Shit-for-Brains


    FDGB ”“ Fall Down Go Boom.


    FFFFF ”“ Fat, Female, Fertile, Forty and Flatulent


    FF or FFY ”“ Frequent Flyer ”“ A patient who returns to a medical provider for everything.


    FLD ”“ Funny Looking Dad.


    FLK ”“ Funny Looking Kid ”“ used to indicate a child (usually a newborn) whose habitus or overall appearance, while normal in gross anatomy, suggests a need further medical investigation for congenital and genetic anomalies.“Funny”, in this sense, means strange or unusual, not laughable.


    FOS ”“ Full Of Shit, a diagnosis given to a patient that is likely not telling the truth or, alternatively to a patient with a bowel obstruction.


    FTD ”“ Fixing To Die.


    FTF ”“ Failure To Fly.


    FLGD ”“ Familial lack of Genetic Diversity.


    FTW ”“ Friggin Train Wreck (patient with multiple problems).


    GOK ”“ God Only Knows.


    GFPO ”“ Good For Parts Only.


    GGTG ”“ Gomers Go To Ground (they fall out of bed or gurneys).


    GLM ”“ Good Looking Mum.


    GOMER ”“ “get out of my emergency room” ”“ a patient, usually poor or elderly, in the emergency room with a chronic, non-emergency condition. The name was popularized by Samuel Shem in his novel The House of God.


    GPO ”“ “Good for Parts Only”


    GTO ”“ Gomer Tip Over.


    HP ”“ Hispanic Panic, used to describe a Hispanic patient who believes their condition is worse than it actually is. This is generally a result of the perceived over-dramatic and theatrical nature of many Hispanic cultures.


    LOBNH ”“ Lights On But Nobody Home


    LOLINAD ”“ Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress.


    LOLTWO ”“ Little Old Lady Totally Whacked Out.


    MFC ”“ Measure For Coffin.


    M & Ms ”“ mortality and morbidity conferences where doctors and other health-care professionals discuss mistakes and patient deaths


    NAD ”“ Not Actually Done


    NFS ”“ Normal For Swindon.


    O2T ”“ Oxygen Thief.


    ODD&DDR ”“ Out ”˜De Door and Down ”˜De Road.


    PAFO or PFO ”“ Pissed And Fell Over


    PBBB ”“ Pine Box By Bedside.


    PGT ”“ Pissed and Got Thumped


    PIP ”“ Pyjama Induced Paralysis.


    PITA ”“ Pain In The A**.


    PJAR ”“ Person Just Ain’t Right.


    PRATFO - Patient Reassured And Told to F**k Off.


    PPP ”“ Piss Poor Protoplasm ”“ a patient endowed with inferior/defective genetic material


    SALT ”“ Same As Last Time.


    SBI - Something Bad Inside


    SNEFS ”“ Sub-Normal Even For Suffolk.


    SWAG ”“ Scientific, wild-A** Guess.


    TBW ”“ Tossed By Wave.


    TEETH ”“ Tried Everything Else; Try Homeopathy.


    TEON ”“ Two Eyes One Nose.


    TMB ”“ Too Many Birthdays.


    TOBAS ”“ Take Out Back And Shoot.


    TTGA ”“ Told To Go Away.


    TTR ”“ Tea Time Review


    TUBE ”“ Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination, often used to refer to an EKG done with the sole purpose of looking at a female patients breasts


    UBI ”“ “Unexplained Beer Injury”


    UDI ”“ “Unexplainable Drinking Injury”


    WDWNF ”“ Well Developed Well Nourished Female.


    WNL ”“ Used for recording vital signs. It can mean “within normal limits” or “we never looked”.


    WTDB (onounced “whiskey tango DB”) ”“ White Trash Douchebag


    6PFP ”“ 6-pack and a fishing pole, as in “this patient doesn’t need chemo, he needs 6PFP.” ”“ Usually referring to an end-stage patient who should go die somewhere else.wink)

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    Source : 1- Medicalisland.net
    2- Cracked.com
    3- Facmedicine.com
     

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