Nowadays if you don’t like the way your face or body turns out or ages, you can pay a jaded, money-grabbing doctor to cut you open and suck things out of you or spew things into you. For just a mere few thousand dollars, he or she can knock you out, slice you open your body and do unspeakable acts of horror. You know, provided the check is large enough. What progress we’ve made as a species, eh? If you ask us, unless you’ve had a bad accident or something unfortunate has happened to you, you should just get on with it. Plastic surgery can be the ultimate example of vanity. And it’s not without its dangers and drawbacks too. It can go wrong. And we’ll prove it to you in the next fifteen slides… Renee Zellweger is famous to many as the face of the frumpy big panties-wearing Bridget Jones. Sure, she slimmed down after that role, but she was still very recognizable as the character based on Helen Fielding’s books. But after a recent spell away from the limelight, she stepped back out on the red carpet to a shocked media and fanbase. To put it mildly, she’d had work done. In some pictures, she barely looks anything like, well, herself! Just grow old gracefully, RZ… Lady Gaga’s new looks just get worse and worse, don’t they? Only kidding, of course. Hey – Gaga might well have gone under the knife, we don’t know. Another thing this plastic surgery-affected woman has in common with Lady G is that they were both born men! We’re kidding again. We think. Of all the surgical work on show here, it’s the Michael Jackson nose we’re most fond of. You know you’ve probably had slightly too much plastic surgery when you go to take a selfie and the results make you look like scarecrow version of Elizabeth Taylor. And this was from 2010. Imagine what she looks like now, in 2015. What a thought. Maybe she looks like a zombie Liza Minnelli. Actually, she probably does, doesn’t she? What a terrifying prospect that is. Total surgery fail. Not every plastic surgery fail has to be work gone wrong, you know. This bizarre look is intentional. This is Valeria Lukyanova, a Russian woman who has dedicated her life to turning into a Barbie doll. And with some success. Okay, she’s not made up of 100% plastic just yet, but she’s not far off. Her unique look and goal have made her one of Russia’s most famous women. But it’s still a massive fail in our book. Oh dear. What has happened here? This has to be a HUGE lawsuit, right? Unless the woman is just flat-out obsessed with having nose jobs. She’s only a few more operations away from going ‘The Full Michael Jackson’ here, we’d say. One or two more rhinoplasties and this lady might find herself getting the urge to build a giant Peter Pan-themed theme park in her back yard. WOW. You’ve heard of Silicon Valley… Well, this is Silicone Mountain Range. Just imagine having to carry a pair of these on you at all times. They’re not even detachable, ferchrissakes. Just why does this tiny little lady feel the need to have breast augmentation repeatedly to the point where she looks like she’s got two small planets affixed to her chest? We literally can’t work it out. Mickey Rourke used to be one of Hollywood’s hottest, most handsome leading men. But he also had a penchant for boxing. He was apparently a very good pugilist and could’ve been a champion if the acting hadn’t got in the way. But after a spell away from acting, in the ring, Rourke took some facial abuse. So for his return in front of the camera, he had to have a little work done. Well, a lot. What a shame. There’s a limit to everything. Even ‘all-you-can-eat’ restaurants have a limit. C’mon, we’ve all seen that Simpsons episode where Homer can’t get his head around this premise and ends up in court. And as with seafood and fish, there’s a limit to the number of lip enlargements a person should have. This is more than enough trout pout for anyone. Carrot Top is many things: energetic, manic, divisive, crazy, mad about plastic surgery… He’s not funny, but hey – you knew that already. Check out this insane before and after shot. How many different procedures would you need to go through in order to so drastically alter your facial features and appearances? Nope, we don’t know either. We’re going to guess about 456. Gypsies, tramps and thieves… None of them can quite comprehend the amount of surgical procedures that singer and actress Cher has had. Sufficed to say – it’s a lot. There’s surely something to be said for just growing old gracefully, isn’t there? Letting time take its course and getting on with things. Well, not when it comes to celebrities, apparently. She’s walking in Memphis. Looking like a Botox addict. Donatella Versace is a fashion designer and the current Vice President of the Versace fashion house. She’s looked up to as someone to aspire to be. Although quite why is beyond us. With the amount of work she’s had done, instead of retaining her natural beauty, she’s turned into a Muppet version of Lady Gaga. And that’s a bit of an insult. To both Lady Gaga and Muppets. No, this isn’t an outtake from The Expendables 4, this is in fact the mother of Sylvester Stallone, Jackie. You can kind of see the family resemblance, can’t you? And that’s despite the plethora of things she’s had done at various clinics across America. You can definitely tell where Sly gets his lips from, you? And you can see where Jackie gets hers from too. Plastic surgeons. Various parts of Lil’ Kim are no longer lil’ now she’s had fillers and implants and all sorts of things to boost the sizes of things like her lips and breasts. Alright, so she’s still just 4 foot 11 inches tall, but still… We think the self-proclaimed Queen of Rap Kimberley Jones has well and truly gone over the top with her look here. She looks so fake, doesn’t she? 100% plastic surgery fail. This is about as extreme as plastic surgery gets. You’d never guess to look at her, but this is a Korean woman. You’d be forgiven for thinking this was a caricature of Colonel Gaddafi. This lady has been having surgery for more than 25 years and is totally addicted. She has even been known to work on herself when funds are low. She’s injected cooking oil into her own face! Can you believe that!? If you’ve ever wanted to know what the lovechild of Garry Shandling and Jay Leno would like like if you dropped it off a cliff and then put it in a denim shirt – we think we can show you a pretty close match right here. See, it’s not just women that get huge amounts of work done, you know. Some men want to spend millions on looking like Garry Shandling/Jay Leno weirdos. To solidify how outrageous all these photos are, these couldn’t be left out. Source
