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15 Secrets People Who Work In Medicine Won’t Tell You

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  1. Egyptian Doctor

    Egyptian Doctor Moderator Verified Doctor

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    1. Some babies are not actually cute, but you always say that they are.


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    2. You’ve had every possible bodily fluid thrown, spit up, or spilled on you.

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    3. It’s hard to counsel patients against eating bad food when you remember what you had last night.

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    4. Every time the pager goes off, you want to throw it across the room.


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    5. You have favorite patients…

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    6. …and patients you can’t stand.


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    7. You actually use WebMD or Wikipedia at times (but you’ll never admit to it).

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    8. You see through every excuse when inanimate objects are lodged in body cavities.

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    9. You can be awake for 28 hours or more while caring for patients.


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    10. If you’re not nice to the nurses and support staff, you’re screwed.

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    11. Sometimes you don’t hear a thing on that #%(*%$ stethoscope.

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    12. You often go 12 hours or more without eating, sitting, or peeing.


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    13. Packaged food on a patient’s tray is up for grabs if they’re sleeping. Fresh or open food is off limits.


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    14. You don’t take your own medical advice.

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    15. People actually do hook up in the on-call room.

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  2. Anantha Krishnan

    Anantha Krishnan Well-Known Member

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    11 13 15. Spot on!!! Missing internship days :(
     

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    this is some how really funny
     

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    and one more not for starting doctors.
     

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