"What's the weirdest thing you've ever taken out of someone's arse?" "You're a woman, so why aren't you a nurse?" "Do you mind just having a quick look at this...?" "I've got a headache; is it a tumour?" "If you can't handle the pressure of an exam, how are you going to cope with the pressure of being a doctor?" "Do you get to cut people open?" "How many holes have you stuck your finger into?" "Junior doctor? So you're not a proper doctor?" "I've had these symptoms since yesterday; I've Googled them and I think I have HIV" "How many dead people have you seen?" "What's the weirdest penis you've ever seen?" "Aw I love Scrubs!" "You look too young to be a doctor" "What's the most minging smell you've ever smelled?" "I want to measure my blood pressure , can you do that?" Source
