*Dabs grease off pizza with a paper towel* I’m eating healthy. 1. This budgeting problem. 2. This totally rational fear. 3. These photos that are honestly too relatable. 4. This perfect balance. 5. And this fact about how your time gets spent 6. This acknowledgement of an abomination. 7. This perfectly valid response. 8. This wonderful feeling of ~newness~. 9. Because seriously, it’s a lifestyle. 10. This delicious-sounding salad. 11. And this tragic moment. 12. This example of pushing yourself. 13. This flawless logic. 14. And this reasoning. Source