1. OK I’ll plan to leave my hotel/house an hour and a 1/2 ahead of time. 2. That’ll be plenty of time. 3. Ugh my mom is calling. 4. Doesn’t she know that her “pep talks” are really just “stress talks”? 5. “YES MOM, I KNOW. DON’T DO THE CAT EYE MAKEUP I USUALLY DO.” 6. Hang up. 7. Sleep time! 8. JK Can’t sleep TOO MUCH ANXIETY. 9. Maybe I’ll just watch the Food Network for like 5 minutes. 10. That’ll make me tired. 11. JK Diners, Drive Ins and Dives is on and Guy Fieri is my best friend. 12. Ok, I’ll pop a melatonin. 13. ZZZZZZ *6:30 ALARM CLOCK* 14. Omg I haven’t woken up this early since high school. 15. Omg, right, I’m up this early for an interview. 16. Time to put on my overly appropriate and hideous suit! 17. Mmmm….modesty…that’s the stuff. 18. Crap the cab company is calling me. 19. “Be down in 2 minutes” 20. 13 minutes later… 21. “HI YES I NEED TO GO TO _______ MEDICAL SCHOOL.” 22. No I don’t know how to get there, that’s why I hired you. 23. K fine, use the GPS. 24. Let me look over some stuff about the medical school on my phone. 25. OOO but first…Instagram. 26. I wonder what’s going on on my pinterest boards! 27. OMG Tessa repinned my pin. 28. If I could be paid to pin desserts I’d def do that. 29. Maybe I should go to culinary school! 30. Reel it in, you’re going to your med school interview. 31. OMG we’re here already? 32. I’m, like, an hour early. 33. Ok I’ll wait in their lobby. 34. Oh shoot this is awk… 35. All of the students are going to an exam. 36. Their stares say “save yourself.” 37. Ooo they’re calling me in for the introductory remarks. 38. BREAKFAST!! THIS PLACE IS AMAZING!!!!! 40. I’m hungry. 40. I hope no one will judge me for eating. 41. Ugh no one else is eating. 42. I’ll settle for a granola bar. 43. Oh cool the Dean of Students is going to speak. 44. Oh wow, they have a curriculum. 45. Tell me more about how happy your students are. 46. Oh crap I’m spacing out. 47. Is it obvious that I’m spacing out? 48. Can this woman see up my skirt? 49. Let me take my binder out so it looks like I’m profesh. 50. Who am I kidding? This fugly suit couldn’t be more profesh. 51. Oh god the “fun fact about yourself” question 52. What am I going to say? 53. What am I going to say? 54. WHAT AM I GOING TO SAY? 55. Oh god the kid before me is going. 56. WHAT AM I GOING TO SAYYYYY?!!!?! 57. Help, MOM! 58. Oh good the kid before me just told everyone he got drunk one night freshman year and got a nose ring. 59. Like, dude, I know we’re not in the official interview yet but get it together. 60. “I sang in an a cappella group!” 61. Ok, I think that was pretty harmless. 62. Oh great that girl just said she played professional basketball, NBD. 63. OOO now the financial aid talk. 64.Tell me more about how poor I’m going to be after all of this! 65. Time for the one-on-one. 66. This is awkward because I can’t read the interviewer’s name tag without staring at her chest. 67. Ugh whatever she has to look at mine, too. 68. “HELLO! DR. ______ SO NICE TO MEET YOU” 69. OMG WHYYY am I talking in such a high voice? 70. Ok, we’re in her office. 71. Why this school? Welllll let me tell you about the facts that I read about in the cab ride here. 72. “I also heard that the students are very happy.” 73. Ok, she’s smiling, maybe she likes me? 74. YAY she’s laughing. 75. She likes me! 76. She really really likes me! 77. Wow, we’re done already? 78. That actually wasn’t so bad. 79. Talking about yourself for 1/2 hour is actually quite easy. 80. Crap, that was an awkward handshake. 81. I’m hungry. 82. Is it lunch time yet? 83. PIZZZZZA!!! 84. Oh funny everyone’s eating now because the interviews are over. 85. Let the record show that I was brave enough to eat when everyone was anxious. 86. Bravery should be admired. 87. Oh look first years are here to eat with us! 88. Wow, they really do all look happy. 89. I kinda like this place, I hope they take me. 90. PLEASE TAKE ME!!!!!! Source
