#NURSE DOCTOR DOCTOR NURSE Nurse: Doctor, Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room! Doctor: Well, go in there and tell him I can't see him!! #GREEN AND EATS NUTS Q: What's green and eats nuts? A: Syphilis #BILL DWYER: NURSE FANTASY GAMES My wife dresses up like a nurse; then, I dress up like a nurse, also. And then, we don't even have sex, either -- we just sit behind this huge, semicircular wooden desk and get annoyed when people buzz us for juice #NURSING HOME Did you hear that nursing homes are starting to give Viagra to the old men living there? It's to keep them from rolling out of bed. #ARMY NURSE Did you hear about the army nurse who went to bed eating popcorn? She woke up with a kernel between her legs. #BLONDE NURSE Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen? A: To draw blood. #DOCTORS, NURSES & LIGHT BULBS Q: How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twelve. One to do it, one to chart it and ten to write the policy and procedure. Q: How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. One primary care physican to change it and 19 specialists to take it apart and look at it under a microscope. Hope You Enjoyed! Source
