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  1. Gospodin Seki

    Gospodin Seki Moderator Staff Member

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    Helloooooooo everybody. :)
    In this topic i will post some funny images related to medicine.
    I hope you will make this topic alive and constantly post something funny about medicine.
    You can post images,videos or texts.
    Enjoy. :)
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    I will start. :)
    A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up ?" God said, "No, you have another 34 years 2 days live." Upon recovery, the woman decided 2 stay in the hospital & have a face-lift, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color! Finally she was released from the hospital. While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck. Arriving in front of God, she asked, "You said I had another 34 years 2 live. Why didn't you save me from the truck?" God replied: "I couldn't recognize you!" :D:D:D:D:D
     

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    Come on people,post something :)))
     

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    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

    "Nurse" he mumbles from behind the mask "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet".

    He struggles to ask again "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

    She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says "There's nothing wrong with them, sir. They look fine".

    The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: ARE... MY... TEST... RESULTS... BACK?"
     

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    Nice,thanks for being active :) i liked this one about CPR :D
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    hahaha funny
     

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    The patient demanded, "Doc, I just must have a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a cornea transplant, a lung transplant, and a heart transplant."

    "WHAT?" yelled the doctor. "Tell me, exactly why you think you need all these transplants."

    "Well," explained the patient, "my boss told me that I needed to get reorganized."
     

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    1487331_10152016862216708_963316318_n.jpg i have to say that this is true :D
     

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