As all medical specialties try to gain control of the hospital, we’ve narrowed down who their characters are: Theon Greyjoy - Cardiology— you poor tortured soul with a horrible life. Let’s be honest, you got yourself into this. Ned Stark - Psychiatry— Let’s Face it, most of your kind do not have a good head on their shoulders. (Please tell me you saw season One by now!) Petyr Baelish - Nephrology—Actually controls everything, fiendishly hard to understand, occasionally insane, and unfixable. Jon Snow - Emergency Medicine—Went in for noble aspirations but you take care of the strangest of the strage. Sometimes your ER seems infested with White Walkers, you are our first defense. Also people love to tell you: "You know nothing Jon Snow." Cersei Lannister - OB/GYN— Stressed-out queen/diva having all these babies getting in the way of the Iron Throne (OR). You don’t want to run into her on a bad day. Might as well unwind again with a glass of red. Tyrion Lannister - Internal Medicine—Quick witted and a strong intellect. Unfortunately you are always dumped on. House - Tyrel Nurses—Your greatest ally or your greatest enemy. Arya Stark - Med Students—Not able to be left on their own, asks a lot of questions, and will probably stab you with needle”. Tywin Lannister - Gerneral Surgery. Varys - That Nurse on the 4th Floor—She knows EVERYTHING, has her hand in EVERYTHING, and pretty much runs the show. Daenerys Targaryen - Plastic Surgery—You look nice, you seem nice… but all your skills are being wasted in a far away land. Robb Stark - Neurosurgery—Very Noble, but one small error has disaterous consequences. ‘Crippling’ disaster! Joffrey Baratheon - Hospital Administrators— are Joffrey Baratheon. You rule the land, and everyone hates you. You are pure evil. But who will we hate when you are gone? Sansa Stark - Neurology—You are not the most practical person to have around, but we’re sure you’re lovely. Tommen Baratheon - Pediatrics— You are someone easy to deal with. Stannis Baratheon - Nurse Practitioners—Always fighting to be called Doctor, but no one respects their claim to the title. Brienne of Tarth - Pathology—You’re at least as well-trained and skilled as everyone else, but seldom get the same respect others do; and you’re a little creepy. Prince Oberyn - Radiology—Who knows what you do in the dark. The Hound - Gastroenterology—You have a dirty job, but you do it and by-golly you do it well.” Samwell Tarly - Hem-Onc—You know the horrors of white monsters multiplying out of control. Except no one believes you when you say you’ve found the cure. Bran Stark - Rheumatology—Your insights are supernatural to most, but no one really knows what to do with them. Ghost, Jon Snow’s Dire Wolf - Otolaryngology—In an emergency you go for the throat. Ramsay Snow/Bolton - Vascular Surgery—You secretly enjoy slowly taking little pieces of your patients. Piece by piece. The Faceless Assassin - Anesthesia—Before your patients get to know you, you knock them out. Hodor - Ortho.
