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Physician Foreplay 101: How to Seduce Your Doctor

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    Seduce any doctor by using valuable information about his or her specialty to ensure total success in the bedroom.

    Emergency Medicine

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    Go skydiving to get the adrenaline going. Speed home. Once there, run upstairs and cut off each other’s clothes with trauma shears. Now naked, tell him EXACTLY what brought you into the bedroom. (Hint: His bulging biceps . . . not something that you love about him from ages ago.) Have great sex. Repeat.

    General Surgery

    Turn the air conditioner to 50 degrees. Turn on her favorite music. Play strip Jenga. Everytime she moves a block successfully, you take off an item of clothes and vice versa. (Hint: Do not count on her being unsuccessful. She has a Very. Steady. Hand.) Get naked. Have great sex. Recover.

    Dermatology

    Three words: Erotic sunscreen massage. Nothing gets a derm hotter than the correct application of sunscreen. Then how about a couple’s sexy mole check? Have great sex and follow-up weekly.

    Radiology

    Turn out the lights. Turn on the soft, sexy blue glow of an iPad. Ask about his stocks, investments, and Clash of Clans level. Have great sex. Report back.

    Internal Medicine

    Create a sexy mystery hunt in your house. At every clue, make your internal medicine physician answer no less than 14 questions about you. She will answer each question calmly and completely; incredibly attractive! When she finally makes it to the bedroom, be waiting there naked as her reward. Have great sex. Feel accomplished.

    OB/GYN

    This one is pretty simple. Just be ANYTHING but hormonal, pregnant, or menopausal and you will have great sex. Period.

    Anesthesiology

    Try giving these mathletes a chance to strut their stuff by asking them to add, subtract, or multiply large numbers throughout the day. Oooh and aaah over their quick answers. Later on, you can stroke their ego even more by telling them they can examine any part of your body below the neck. (Hint: This is uncharted territory for our anesthesiologist friends, so don’t be surprised if they have questions.) Have great sex. Sleep soundly.

    Orthopedic Surgery

    Wear his lettered high-school football jacket with nothing underneath and challenge him to a push-up contest. (For added arousal, agree to watch his favorite Superbowl re-run from 1997.) Do some physical therapy stretching exercises, per his suggestion, have great sex, and then call and thank him because you are now running sub 6 minute mile due to his perfect sex prowess.

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