1. The first two times your pager goes off are exciting! …every time after that is progressively more gut-wrenching. 2. Whoever your co-intern is will be your new BFF …or your most hated enemy. 3. There is an inverse relationship between amount of crap in your pocket and level of training 4. When you give a presentation, everyone in the room will know more about the topic than you do. 5. You will never escape the hospital…even in sleep. 6. Free food is the greatest joy in life! 7. White coats stay white for ~5 minutes. 8. There is no such thing as privacy…even in the bathroom..even with the door closed. 9. When in doubt, tylenol or stool-softeners will usually buy you some breathing room. Source
