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The Difference Between Medical Students & Residents

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  1. Nada El Garhy

    Nada El Garhy Golden Member

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    Can you tell apart a medical student and a resident?

    A medical student is often mistaken for a small, furry animal due to their undeniable cuteness. They are cute and shy because they are tremendously clueless and forgivable. Unlike small, furry animals, they do not have tails. A medical student is motivated by the quest for knowledge and a hope for a better tomorrow. A resident is always angry and bitter. A resident isn’t clueless, just indifferent and jaded. There is no hope for anyone. The world is an oyster: a poisonous, ugly, diseased oyster. A resident is motivated only by coffee and sleep.

    A medical student loves to ask and be asked questions: why? where? what? when? how? A resident asks only two questions: (1) can the patient go home? and (2) can I go home? A medical student knows anatomy, biochemistry, microbiology, pathophysiology, and pharmacology, but knows nothing about clinical medicine. A resident knows clinical medicine and is only too happy to have forgotten everything else.

    A medical student is healthy appearing, but carries a lot of weight in his or her white coat: journal articles, index cards, a review book, medical tuning forks, reflex hammers, ophthalmoscope, microscope, colonoscope, and calipers. A resident is chronically-ill appearing. A resident’s white coat carries the bare minimum of a stethoscope and patient list but he or she will have a bigger belly and larger love handles compared to four years ago in medical school.

    A medical student can spend eight hours with a patient and feel like he or she was rushed. A medical student will never know the diagnosis, but will definitely give you a family history involving no fewer than fifty family members. A sexual history is deferred. A resident hears everything that he or she wants to hear within two minutes of entering a patient’s room and starts fidgeting after five. “Hurry up!” is all a resident thinks. “Slow down!” is what a medical student thinks.

    A medical student struggles with an oral presentation despite having everything written down on several disorganized sheets of paper. A resident cuts to the chase in five words or less. A medical student has all the time in the world, but a resident lives or dies by his or her efficiency or lack thereof. A medical student’snote is a neverending thesis; a resident’s note is shorthand haiku.

    A medical student occasionally gets flustered and forgets to examine the patient. But when a medical student performs the physical exam, it is either significant for a murmur that doesn’t exist or negative for a murmur that does exist. A resident’sphysical exam is always unremarkable even when it is completely remarkable.

    A medical student is always awkward. A resident is always “over it.”

    A medical student goes home to reflect upon that great case or incredible pearl of wisdom. A medical student studies and studies, looking for ways to improve and impress their residents and attendings the next day. A medical student strives to be great.

    A resident heads straight to the closest alcoholic beverage before passing out in bed without changing scrubs. A resident is a blubbering, tired mess and proud of it. A resident is always on the tireless pursuit for rest and relaxation. A resident strives to survive.

    A medical student wishes to be like his or her residents: “I sure wish I can be as smart and efficient one day.” A medical student has big dreams. A residentstruggles with self-doubt and wonders why he or she went to medical school: “Why oh why, what on earth did I get myself into?!” A resident is sleep-deprived. A resident no longer dreams; he or she daydreams.

    A medical student often can’t sleep because he or she is nervous, perhaps over something quite insignificant in the grand scheme of things. As for a resident, he or she can fall asleep anywhere at any time. A resident always has a great story about falling asleep at a ridiculous moment or in an absurd place. Narcolepsy is a resident’s greatest strength.


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  2. Ogundare Mufutau

    Ogundare Mufutau Active member

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    Interesting piece!

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  3. Shuet Ching

    Shuet Ching Active member

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    I'm now old and jaded, but new in administrative side of hospital management.

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