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Top 10 Most Annoying Comments I’ve Heard From a Gunner

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    10. “I swear if they give me a B I’m gonna have my mom talk to a dean.”

    Your mom? I thought gunners were spawn of the devil?

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    9. “Dude, it’s Thrombotic thrombocytopenic pupura! You gotta learn to say it clearly, bro.”

    Dude, ok, we’ll see how clearly you say it when I knock yo’ teeth out.


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    8. “I’m fairly certain I’m going to match at Johns Hopkins (or insert other top program in the country). It would really suck to end up at _______ (insert other amazing, but perhaps slightly lower ranked program). They just aren’t in the same league.”

    All hail you, gunner, you deserve the best.


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    7. “Oh you guys went out last night? How was that. You realize we have a test coming up in 5 weeks, right? Just checking.”

    Yes, I went out. And yes, it was glorious. And yes, I will do it again tonight. And yes, I will regret it. Oh screw you gunner! why must you always be right?

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    6. ***”I diagnosed exercise-induced asthma with an allergic component today that was missed by a lung specialist. NBD.”

    I think that fellowship program in pulmonology is really going to appreciate you trash talking their chief when you apply to their program and they stalk your Facebook! Good luck!

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    5. “My attending on my surgery rotation told me I should go into gen surg because I’m the best student he’s ever worked with. I told him ‘That means a lot, but top students like me usually go for a specialty field.’”

    Did he punch you? God I hope he punched you.

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    4. “I heard the class average on that test was low. Fortunately, I did so well on the first 3 tests that I could have written “IDK, the like spleen or something” for all my answers and still have gotten honors. #greatness.”

    #whatdoesthespleendo?



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    3. ***”I got a gold star today from a pediatric cardiologist for my understanding of cardiac physiology!”

    Did you have nap time after?!?

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    2. ***”I got 99% of the questions right on my Ob/Gyn Shelf! Which is the 99th percentile nationally! Which means that I am VERY qualified to give pap smears. Any takers?”

    No takers? weird…



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    1. ***”A world-renown orthopedic surgeon and senior editor of the most famous traumatology textbook just told me that I ‘knew a lot and should consider going into orthopedic surgery.’ I just want to rub it in all those arrogant orthopods in my class.”

    Oh sweetie…




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