It’s that time of year: residency application season! You’ve decided that performing procedures, malignant personalities, and years of grueling training are for you but to which surgical subspecialty are you best suited? Take our 4 question fill in the blank test to find out below: In my free time, I enjoy: Genitalia (not my own) [Urology] Cultivating a god-like sense of omnipotence [Neurosurgery] Building teeny-tiny incredibly complex contraptions deep in the tiniest hole imaginable [ENT] Slowly damaging my olfactory bulbs to be able to tolerate any smell, emitted from anywhere, at any time of the night [General Surgery] Subtly implying the physical attributes of my friends and family are not actually idiosyncrasies which make them all unique but are, in fact, serious medical problems [Plastic Surgery] Pretending to merit my 259 Step 1 score by throwing around a random British accent [Orthopaedics] Sparkle nail polish and displaced hostility [OB/GYN] 2. The one thing I am going to have difficulty tolerating is: Others who dare feign the same aura of god-like omnipotence; also you erred in placing my specialty second in the first question [Neurosurgery] Tightening my internal and external anal sphincters even more [ENT] The fact that I crushed medical school just to stare at balls all day [Urology] Goddamn cardiologists who don’t understand that there is ONE way to treat tachycardia: 2 liters of LR [General Surgery] Nurses who forget to include credit card receipts as part of the pre-op checklist [Plastic Surgery] Physiology, pharmacology, histology, pathology, embryology… [Orthopaedics] Maybe if you fixed your tone I would answer your question [OB/GYN] 3. The best book I ever read was: The Object of My Affection is in My Reflection [Neurosurgery] A Mind of Its Own [Urology] Horton Hears a Who With His 22-Electrode MED-EL Cochlear Implantor [ENT] Think and Grow Rich [Plastic Surgery] Everyone Poops [General Surgery] Umm… That’s a hard one… Umm…. [Orthopaedics] DIY Vascular Injuries, Ureteral Transections and Enterotomies [OB/GYN] 4. What are the biggest problems you will face when you’re out of training? 90-hr workweeks well into my 70s since my specialty artificially restricts the number of graduate trainees annually to keep reimbursement high [Neurosurgery] New research showing that biopsying (and billing for biopsying) the same prostate 12 times doesn’t improve outcomes [Urology] Holy crap some of our operations routinely take TWENTY-TWO hours [ENT] Wrestling with my desire to do free flaps and fix cleft palates for several nanoseconds before going into private practice [Plastic Surgery] Goddamn anesthesia [General Surgery] Seatbelt laws [Orthopaedics] Liability for obstetric outcomes until age 18; a la carte birth plans; the natural childbirth movement; we seriously have to do something called ‘the whiff test;’ OMG they are out of Cinnabon lattes in the cafeteria and the medical student will PAY [OB/GYN] What is the suitable specialty for your personality ??!!, check the answer through our free medical specialty quiz Source