Being admitted to the hospital generally means that there’s a problem with your health. But that doesn’t mean that you have to be a pessimist about your ailments! Here are six reasons why staying in a hospital is one sweet deal. 1. Breakfast in bed. All the time. Mmmm, tasty hospital food! 2. For men, nice nurses 3. For women, your chances of landing a cute , rich doctor-husband are exponentially higher! Aim high, ladies! 4. Drugs…yay!* Hey, modern pharmaceutical innovations, right? 5. Those cool bracelets You Can’t Wait to Show Off to Your Friends (Applicable Until 8th Grade) A surefire way to say, “I did more things than you today, and here’s proof.” 6. It’s like your birthday every day—everyone’s nice to you, people come visit with cards, flowers, and presents, and you get to be the center of attention! Nothing better than being in the spotlight! Anyway, next time you’re in the hospital, stay optimistic and keep your head held high! Unless you’re in a neckbrace, in which case keep it right where it is. Source
