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Funny Medical school laws

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  1. Hala

    Hala Golden Member Verified Doctor

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    • Medical education is not completed at the medical school, it is just begun!

    • To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.

    • Every theory you study has an exception. And the progress of science is in that if you find exception to that exception ;)

    • The complications and side effects have more pages in text books than a procedure itself.

    • Only errors exists. One man's error is another man's new data to start!

    • Never let your professor know that you exists in the medical school

    • If you don't know the answer, your attending doctor will ask you the question.

    • No one is listening to you until you make an huge mistake.

    • The teacher is never absent on the day of your practical viva.

    • The Dumbest professor of you turn to be a genius on the day of viva.

    • Class schedules are designed so that every student waste maximum time between classes.

    • The most attractive student in class will sit next to you for the first time only on the day of your final exam!

    • The library your school have dose not have the books you want.

    • Most final exams contains that questions that you missed reading

    • It is impossible to learn that which we thinks we already know.

    • When it is your turn, they change the rules!

    • What we learn after we know it all is what counts.

    • Stress during exam is directly proportional to the big reference books you have read in past !

    • The size of your textbook will progressively decrease with the time reach the 'date of exam' :the doomsday!

    • The anatomy dissection hall having the highest density of people in the world.
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    You forgot one. Class schedules are designed to minimize the time between final exams. ;-)
     

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    one more...the more the topics you study for vivas the less chances of them being asked to you in vivas
     

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