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  1. Gospodin Seki

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    In Physics exam. Comes the first student and sits.
    The examinator: -Well collegue, imagine that u're travelling in a train and it's getting hot.What would you do?
    The student: - i would put my jacket off.
    The examinator: -So, it's still getting hot..what's the next thing you'd do?
    The student: -I would open the windows.
    The examinator: -Ok..and then what happens with the speed of the train..it gets lower or faster?
    ''-Lower'',says the student and fails .He tells the question to his friends in front of the door and comes in the second student. He's beeing asked the same questions and to the last one he replies "-Faster" and failes too. Then comes the third one.
    The examinator: -Well collegue, imagine that u're travelling in a train and it's getting hot.What would you do?
    The student: - i would put my jacket off.
    The examinator: -But it's still getting hot..what's the next thing you'd do?
    The student: - i'd put my pullover out.
    The examinator: -and you still feel hot..
    The student: -So i'd rather put my panths off than opening the windows.

    (sorry if u didn't find it funny..i tried to translate it from my language) :)
     

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    Lol miss liberty
     

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    :v I copied this for my Facebook
     

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    Who's In Charge?

    All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

    "I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."

    "I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."

    "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."

    All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.

    The moral of the story? You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... you just have to be an asshole.
     

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    Hahahaha LOL!!!
     

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    womanتمثال.jpg Listening to the dialogue ....
     

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