When someone says "Nothing can be more complicated than love" . . . . . Throw medicine text book on his/her face....
Doctor, architect and IT administrator are talking which job was on the world first... Doctor says: "First job have to be doctor...just imagine, that hard operation from Adam´s rib to Eve...it was huge surgical operation, so doctor has to be first job in the world." Architect says: "No, did you saw that chaos everywhere, and then God makes a paradise garden - it was so amazing architectonic beauty, that architect job was first in the world." IT administrator says: "Guys and what do you think about from where was developed that chaos in the world?"
After lesson of sexual disfunction, professor asks students: "How we call a man who want, but he can´t?" All students reply: "Impotent." Professor: "Well. And how we call a man who don´t want, but he still can?" All students reply: "Priapism." Professor: "Well. So last question, how we call a man who can, but he don´t want?" Class is quiet. So professor ask again: "So how we call a man who can, but he don´t want?" Class is quiet again... ...only one girl stand up and loudly say: "Motherfucker is it, damn motherfucker is it." Translation is not so good as original, but I hope you get it
Professor asks students: "Which organ can get bigger up 4x times within the one second?" Class is quiet. One girl very soundlessly says something. Professor asks again: "Which organ can get bigger up 4x times within the one second?" Girl silently: "P....." Professor: "I don´t hear you, loudly please." Girl quietly: "Pe..." Professor: "I realy don´t hear you, more aloud please." Girl: "Penis." Professor smiling: "No my lady, it´s pupil, but keep that man." Translation is not so good as original, but I hope you get it
Zestfully: "Knock, knock on the door." Glum man voice behind the door: "What is it?" Zestful woman voice before the door: "Here I am, open the door." Glum man voice behind the door: "Who is it? What do you want?" Zestful woman voice before the door: "I´m death (Grim Reaper), open the door!" Glum and snarky man voice behind the door: "Kiss my ass!!!" Zestful and beamy woman voice before the door: "OK, well. I write down, cancer of colon and rectum!!!" My most favourite one - so short, simple, including whole life wisdom Translation is not so good as original, but I hope you get it
Lawyer: "Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?" Pathologist: "No." Lawyer: "Did you listen to the heart?" Pathologist: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?" Pathologist: "No." Lawyer: "So, when you signed the death certificate you weren't actually sure he was dead, were you?" Pathologist: "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere..."
