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Medical Jokes

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  1. Dr. Sebastian

    Dr. Sebastian Famous Member

    Mar 28, 2011
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    While i was browsing in the web , I found these medical jokes :

    How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?

    Pull down their genes!

    What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?

    A hematologist pricks your finger.

    What is 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?

    A stethoscope.

    If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do gynecologists get?

    Tunnel vision!

    What do puppies and near-sighted gynecologists have in common?

    They both have wet noses!

    What is the difference between a genetic counselor and a gynecologist?

    One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.

    Do you hear about the Polish gynecologist who used both hands?

    He wanted a second opinion.

    Who is a proctologist?

    A brain surgeon for lawyers.

    A proctologist is one who pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it and says, "Shit, some asshole has my pen."

    Who is a psychiatrist?

    One who doesn't have any problem until other people have problems.

    Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

    What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

    The Taste !



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  2. Donavan

    Donavan Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2011
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    hahaahh that was mind blowing these all are awesome..... but the last one is simply great......

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