Anti-Body : against everyone Artery : study of paintings Bandages : The Rolling Stones Bacteria : back door to a cafeteria Barium : what to do when treatment fails (Bury em) Botulism : tendency to make mistakes Bowel: letters lik A E I O or U Caesarian Section : a district in Rome Cardiology : advanced study of card games. Cat Scan : searching for ones lost kitty Cauterize : made eye contact with her Coma : punctuation mark Congenital : friendly Cortisone : the local courthouse Dilate : to live long (die late) Enteritis : a penchant for burglary Genes : blue denim slacks Hangnail :coat hook Hemorrhoid : a male From outer space Herpes : what women do in the Ladies Room Hormones : what a prostitute does when she doesn't get paid ICU : Caught you Labor Pain : hurt at work Medical Staff : a doctor's cane Minor Operation: coal digging Morbid : a higher bid Nitrate : cheaper than the Day Rate Node: was aware of (knowed) Organ transplant : what you do to your piano when you move Organic : organ repairman Outpatient : a person who has fainted Pathological : a reasonable way to go (logical path) Pharmacist : person who makes a living dealing in agriculture (farm assist) Post-Operative: a letter carrier Protein: in favor of young people (pro-teen) Recovery: Room place to upholster furniture Red blood count : Dracula Saline : where you go on your boyfriend's boat (sailing) Secretion : hiding something Surgery: a reason to get an uninterruptible power supply (surge-surgery) Sterile solution : not using the elevator during a fire Tablet : a small table Terminal Illness :getting sick at the airport terminal Tibia : country in North Africa Tumor : an extra pair (two more) Varicose : nearby (very close) Urine : opposite of "You're Out